heyyy;; I'm a pierced, tattooed (i wish), feral 15 year old kid as my mum likes to put it. I live in a hole in Australia. Yes i love my Vegemite its quite good on toast. No i do not have a pet Koala or kangaroo nor do i wrestle crocodiles. I ride a bus to school not a kangaroo, and i do not throw a shrimp on the barbie i don't even know what the fuck a shrimp is.
I hate everyone i meet until you give me a reason to like you. Yes i am a bitch, grow some balls and deal with it. I inhale hairspray every morning, go to party's , drink way to much alcohol and swear way to much for a little lady. I roam the streets causing havoc with my usual suspects. Basically I'm the derro kid you parents warn you about.
I haven't grown up yet and i doubt i ever will. I still sleep with teddies at night, drink juice boxes and laugh when someone says the word penis. I'm the that kid in the class that when the teacher says sex is stifling giggles in the back corner of the room. I still love kiddy cartoons, Seaseme street, crayons, bright colours, shiny things and play dough. I'm random and easily amused but bored even easier. It's easier telling people I'm on drugs and crazy then trying to tell them that that's just me. Napolian Dynamite is my hero. I want a Llama called George. I don't have an inside voice and my lady like etiquette is not existent.
I don't tie my shoes, I'm to cool for such things, and im lazy. My rooms always messy. I take way to long in the bathroom of a morning. I'm vain and shallow. If it were up to me to cook my dinner it would consist of 2 minute noodles and burnt toast. I'm really shy. I speak my mind and i have a knack of putting my foot in it.
I don't like spiders when they charge. I have a phobia of jack in the boxes. I hate feet and people touching me knees. I hate it when i have to pee and there are no toilets. I believe there is a fine art behind being able to squat and pee and not get it on your pants. I don't label myself. I hate scene kids. I may act as if i care, truth is i don't. I don't give a fuck what you think of me, when you talk shit it shows me how sad and pathetic you are. you either love me or hate me no in between.
I don't trust easily. I love hardcore pretty boys. I'm a meat eater for life. I believe the word slut is thrown around to much these days. I love to dance and play my guitar. i am an amatuer photographer, author and skater. I believe in God and Jesus. Yes i am a tree hugger, i belive in global warming. I love my friends, you screw with them and your brain matter will decorate my walls. I love fancy and exentic things. I hate people telling me I;m pretty and skinny i know your lying, I hate compliments. I hate expensive things and i can't understand big words.
I don’t reply to photo comments so if you want to talk to me comment me. I don’t usually reply to messages either. I accept everyone, but just because I accept you doesn’t mean I necessarily want to talk to you. I don’t always reply to comments why?? Either your ugly, I don’t like you, or the comment was useless so make sure your comments have a point. I will not whore you. I will not join your fucking train And I only comment your pictures if I’m bored

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