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The Wall of Fame:

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EveningRayne: "You're such a germaphobe! Ugh, You could never have a boyfriend. You know.. the day you get a boyfriend, I'm never gonna let it go. I'll be like "Did you wash him last night" and "Did you pour purell on him?"

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Spider6125: "But, you still love me cause I'm hot and sweet under this shell of sexiness."

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Me: "Cindy, what's an erection?"
Cindy: "Shut up!!"
Me: "Aww, come on, Cindy. What's an erection?"
Cindy: "Ugh! Well, if you must know.. it's *whispers*. "
Me: "Really!? I thought it was when the computer popped the CD out. xD "

(I'm gonna elaborate on the fact that I was joking. Some people thought I was serious... Which is funny :P But, no. I was just trying to get to her xD..)

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"Everything in moderation... Except coffee." -Mary

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PlayfullyInked: "The muffins are taking over the world!"

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Amelia(rl): "Hey, Jess. You want a drink of my pop?"
Me: ...I'm a germaphobe...
Amelia:...OH! Right.. My bad..
Me: Yeah..
Amelia: Well! I.. I only forget you're a germaphobe cause I love you. It means I don't care that you're a freak!
Me: ..Um.. Thanks..
Amelia: Yup!

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Adrian: ":O You're epidermis is showing!"

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Nicole: Your mom!
Amelia: Your lung cancer :O
Nicole: Your non-working wings!
Amelia: Your brain tumor!
Nicole: ...Your spinal cord.
Amelia: Your bone marrow!
Nicole: Oh, no you didn't!

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Alex (He's like.. 7 :O): "Yo tengo huevos. Esta aqui!" (Trans: I have eggs/balls. They're right here! *points to groin*)
Natalie and I: O_O *rolling on the floor in laughter*

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Nicole: "Stop sniffling! There's a kleenex right there!"
Me: "There's no point. It'll come back.."
Nicole: "Ugh.."
Me: "Nicole!?"
Nicole: "..What.."
Me: "My germs are jiggling.." xD

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Our principal: *science class* "I alllways carry protection." *slowly pulls rubber from his wallet*
Students: *wtf..?* O_o
Principal: "Always practice safe science!" *rubber gloves*

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*Nicole, Ryan, Jamie and I in a haunted house on Halloween. We were doin' the train, holding onto each other's waists so we didn't loose each other in the dark*
Me: "Ryan.. You know you have womanly curves, right?" *caresses the womanly curves*
The guy that was supposed to scare us: *laughing*

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*someone spelled tomorrow wrong on the English board*
Me: "Natalie! He spelled tomorrow wrong!" *takes out a pen an paper and slowly writes a description of how to spell tomorrow*
Natalie: *looks at paper* "Uh.. Jess?"
Me: "What!?"
Natalie: "Um.. You spelled tomorrow wrong!" *snicker*

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Band student teacher: "Guys! You need to play this march softer.. Like an Elephant with liposuction!"

Band teacher (marching band): "Guys, you need to walk like there's a penny inbetween your cheeks.... And I'm not talking about the cheeks in your face!"

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Gerardo *at the lunch table*: "Yeah, he gave her a sucker!"
Me: "Stfu, bhor!"
Gerardo: *laughs, then shuts up and kicks my legs*
Me: *clueless*
The random Army guy that comes to our school. (I love him to death!): *pokes me in the side with his candy bowl*
Me: *freaks out and about knocks the bowl over in embarrassment*
The R.A.G: "Um.. Is this a bad time??" *entertained*

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Nicole: *coffee shop* "Stop dripping! You're leaving white drips on the table! Oh.. You've got some on your cheek." :O
Me: "Ugh.. Why do I suck so bad?"
Nicole: "Cause you're a female." :P
Me: "Oh, right."
random people in the coffee shop: O_O

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Nicole: "Jess, look, I'm gonna J-walk!" *walks in a J formation*
Me: "Wow, Nicole. That's amazing." *claps*

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*in spanish, we had to translate a book*
Me: "What's cocinero?"
Natalie: "I don't know.."
Me: "Doesn't it mean to cook?"
Natalie: "Oh, yeah! So, to cook."
Me: "What!? That doesn't even make sense! He works in a hospital."
Natalie: "Yeah.. He cooks for the hospital. Patients have to eat too..." :/

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*On our school's celebration of St. Patrick's Day. The school was selling Leis*
Justin: "Look! I layed myself!"
Me: "Yeah.. That's nice."
Justin: *runs off*
Me: ...
Justin: *throws lay around my neck* "Look! I layed you too!"
Me: "Yeah.. Thanks for that.."

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Nicole: "You're not as intimidating as Tolly."
Me: "..I can be intimidating.."
Nicole: "Oh reeeeallly?"
Me: "Yeah!" *glomps*
Nicole: ...-_-'

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Random Climb Rep: "Too much rock for one hand! .......AHHH! .. Yeah, I scared you."

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*at a basketball game. We're losing 60 to 20. :O*
Me: "David, I bet you 10 bucks we win."
David: "Ok, the lords angels." *handshake*
Me: "Uh, david.. You just bet the lords angels on a basketball game.."
David: "What!? No, I didn't."
Me: "Um, yeah."
David: O_O *scared*

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Me: "So, yeah. We decided to annoy you again." *effective nod*
The R.A.G.: *out of nowhere* "So, yeah. You're short and it's fun to make fun of you."
Me: "Dude, wtf. Where did that come from?"

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Gerardo: "Sex is like pringles. Once you pop, you just can't stop."

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NOKIBABEO3: "I'm not a poser. I'm just high on life."

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MeIsNate: "My number one goal in life is to become a pair of pants."

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Mr. T: "Sheesh, kid. You need to chiiilll."
Me: "You kidding me? I'm the most passive kid in this school."
Mr. T: *humored look* "You have rage issues."
Me: "..No I don't.."
Mr. T: "Yes, you do. What do you do when the wind blows the wrong way? HEY! THE NEWS SAID NORTH-EAST! WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
Me: xD "That's exactly it. You read me like a book."

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Lusty: "You need to take an ice cube!"

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Dynewind: *talking about adrianusmorgana xD* But, what's wrong with being cute? She's cute!
(Now, tell me Dyne.. Do you have a death wish?)

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adrianusmorgana: "Cupcakes are muffins, too! They're cavity muffins!"

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kyosblackcat09: *in a movie announcing tone* "In a world where socks are ninjas and washing machines are the enemy. One sock will train to be the stretchiest of all stretchy socks. And his name is... Socky McSock-Sock.

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*at work (I work in a retirement home)*

Merle: "Can you open my table for me?"
Me: "Um, Merle. You don't open tables."
Merle: "Well, waddu do with 'em?"
Me: "You put stuff on 'em."
Merle: "That's ridiculous!"
Me: "Yeah, Merle. I'm sorry for the inconvenience."

Merle.. Has to be the greatest thing ever, I think.

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Nicole: "Your mom!"
Me: "Your mom kept me warm last night xD"
Nicole: "Never say that again..."
Me: "Tu madre es muy rudioso en el dormitorio!" (Trans: Your mom is very loud in the bedroom)

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