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TheFortuneCookie
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Age: 56
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"A starship ride has been promised to you by the Galactic Wizard."



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"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."

"You will receive a fortune cookie."

"Do it today. Tomorrow it will be illegal."

"You're going to regret eating that."

"Never eat yellow snow."

"You will contract salmonella poisoning within the next five hours."

"Your future is embarrassing. I can't even talk about it without curling right back up."

"It's about time I got out of that cookie."

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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

"Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you."

"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."

"You can always find happiness at work on Friday."

"Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?"

"The world may be your oyster, but that doesn't mean you'll get its pearl."




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1000 A.D.
That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

1850 A.D.
That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.

1940 A.D.
That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D.
That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D.
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