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Blah blah blah. I'm not really good at explaining who I am, but here I go.
My name is Michael,im 6'1 and I suffer from a thing called Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder, or more commonly called A.D.H.D. In other words, that means I get very hyper at times and I get VERY distracked by things. For example, do you know the Dicovery Channel? And that spinning globe in the corner? Yeah, I get very distracked by that little thing. So much that I keep a sticky note next to the tv so that if I do watch it, I just put the sticky note over it :).
I'm the kind of person that feels bad for almost EVERYTHING. Such as things like gummy bears. I mean like, what did the gummy bear do to make you want to bite off its head? And another thing I feel bad for is unused parking spaces. I mean like, come on, the space isnt good enough for your car? I bet im the first person you met that fells bad for things like that, lol.
Some things I like is just relaxing on a lounge chair at night and look up at the stars and wonder about things. Like do aliens really exsist? Or like, do other forms of life 10,000,000,000 light years away have pets? I don't think we will ever know. Another thing I like are, MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS! Yeah, those things are the best thing in the world!
Some things I don't really like is ANIMAL VOILENCE! Yeah, I can't stand it. But, yet I still eat meat, weird. I just can't give it up, it's too good. Another thing I don't like is, ticking clocks. Those things drive me crazy! They're just so loud and,GAH!! I don't think I hate anything else. Oh yeah, RAP! AHH! I mean like, they think they are so cool in the videos. It drives me crazy! And they ALL talk about the same stupid thing.
And thats kinda it. If you want to know more, message me.
The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.
One free spirited student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant, the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman year, that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct .... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting "Oh my God."
