Pleased to meet you. I'm Malice. Odds are I'll probably dislike you. I'm a dick like that, get over it. Seroiusly, it's embedded in my DNA...
My sexual orientation isn't listed...I'm Asexual. Now your probably thinking something along the lines of "huh?"
Let me take a moment to clear this up. After my child, Belladonna Rose Báthory was born, I've decided that sex isn't great. At all. Period. I'm so disgusted with people that I'd much rather stitch myself shut with razor wire.

My brother Nikolas. We have a funny, arkward relationship. Like for example, we joke about how incest is the best...A LOT!
Convincing people I'm a transsexual. It's the greatest.
Belladonna Rose Báthory, my daughter.
Diet drinks...mmmm...heart attack.
Sweet tea...I add an unholy amount of sugar to my tea...mmmm...sugar coma ^.^
Disney Villans, damn right I said it.

Just about the whole world's population. I'm a hateful thing.
The fact that I look like an overdeveloped fifteen year old...
Nickelback. It's not deserving enough to even be considered a "band"...seriously...it makes me want to torch a children's hospital full of patients.
Nooblets.

While I do enjoy quite a bit of classical music, I like moderen bands too. Things that I can rotate my ribcage seperatle from the rest of my body to and not have someone be like "Oh god?! What the hell are you doing?!"

Me, posing with Anubis.


Taken on Aug 12th, 2009: Malice Rose Báthory, and her daughter, Belladonna Rose Báthory


That's a dress...Made ENTIRELY out of nuclear-grade duct tape that was taken from the kind folks down at the shipyard in Newport News.

How old are you?
I'm 21, learn how to read.

Do you think I'm cute, sexy, cool, etc, etc? Let me respond to this with a question: Do I know you? Have I already said something along those lines to you?
If the answer to these were "no" then guess what?

Will you ever date me?
If you think I'll EVER date you, for ANY reason, your full of FAIL.